Did you know you can Buy Bulk Pee Tests?

3 Aug

Did you? I am not referring to the 3 packs you can get at CVS (Holla CVS IS AWESOMEEEEEEE!!!!) but I mean the 25 count/50 count tests you can buy on Amazon.


So one day I am obsessing over baby stuff like normal and I decide you really can never have TOO many pregnancy tests. I mean you cant. Our first go around we took eight tests, nine if you count the one I took at the doctors office. I figured that trying would be difficult so I would go through alot of tests.

Alot of baby websites say you can get deals on pregnancy tests and use coupons and all this wonderful stuff but ever since I have started looking for them at CVS or Rite Aid, these deals are NON EXISTENT. And tests are expensive. And I need the ones that say “yes bitch you are pregnant” or “do not pass go, try again” because otherwise both Ty and I are in disbelief.  I have heard stories of people reading them wrong, especially the ones that look like an accident reconstruction diagrams opposed to a good old yes or no or pregnant or not pregnant.
Anyway, I decide to order the actual litmus tests and some pee cups. I think my amazon cart totaled maybe like 29.00 with shipping and handling and I was like This is such a better deal than buying them from the store. I know that the tests did not say yes or no but I rationalized that I could basically pee on the entire lot and really no harm no fowl and I would know.
So I tell Sarah this and she called me crazy. I cancelled the order. She was right. It is crazy. There is really no reason for me to have that many tests. Also, taking multiple tests is great an all but I really have to have a blood test to confirm per my awesome OB/GYN. Also how would I explain a medical supply of pregnancy tests to my husband. Where would we keep them? And where would we keep all the damn pee cups? We are already in need of closet space as it is. And what would I do with them all after we hopefully got pregnant? Just store them until next go around?

Great Idea trying to save money but horrible execution.

Sarah tries to keep it real with me. She constantly reminds me its not easy for people to get pregnant and that it may not work this month or next month. She also reminds me to not tell anyone just in case (Ill write a blog about that horrible mistake later), not to get my hopes up, to relax and stress. I wish I could. Its like this horrible little thing on my shoulder going “dont drink caffeine, no alcohol, did you eat enough vitamins, stay stress free, track your cycle, stay away from harsh chemicals yada yada yada… its a nag. Always nagging me. I try not to obsess over it but I cant help it.


One Response to “Did you know you can Buy Bulk Pee Tests?”

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