Bicylcing After Sex

31 Jul

I read a story the other day about how to ensure that you get pregnant. The story talks about tracking your cycle, taking your temperature, noticing changes in your every day discharge (Fun Stuff right?!?!?)

This article suggested that if you do all that and you have sex, you should immediately roll back, put your legs in the air and basically look like you are bicycling. Does anyone else think this is BIZARRE.

If trying to get pregnant isnt already alittle odd, because supposedly babies are just magically supposed to happen, I have to look like I am ride a Bike in mid-air after doing the deed? PLEASE.

This article also said that I should check the placement of the cervix daily and try when it is lowest. This article was also written fairly recently. So in addition to being a super awesome wife, house cleaner, yoga addict, furry animal mama, super employee and all the other things I do during the day, I am supposed to explore my cervix. Dont I pay someone to do that yearly?

Ahh the adventures of trying to get pregnant.

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